Crowd Of Foreign Girls - Apologetix Lyrics

Well, egypt girls are hip, i really dig my wife from there
And the sidon girls with their pagan gods
They tyred me out and i got snared
The middle east foreign leaders gave me pagan female wives
And the moab girls with the way they kiss
They make their boyfriends moabites
I kissed an awful big crowd of foreign girls
I guess they altered me kinda sorta
My wisdom faltered because of foreign girls
I guess i had a fun time as the world's most richest man
I think i had at least a thousand wives counting concubines
From all these different lands
I ran around with pagan girls
And i gave 'em all diamonds n' pearls
Yeah, but i should've stayed with girls who had the same faith
That's with the jewish girls in the world
I'd list them all and recount 'em for ya
I just don't want to be proud and bore ya
It's just an awful big crowd of foreign girls
So listen close to me i'll inform ya
(girls, girls, girls yeah i said)
My ship got lost at sea kinda sorta
(girls, girls, girls yeah i said)
I switched philosophies now i'll warn ya
(girls, girls, girls yeah i said)
They just ain't worth the grief i implore ya
(girls, girls, girls yeah i said)